Eriborn van Frufrú (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} eriborn) wrote,@ 2006-07-10 13:28:00 |
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| Current mood: |  ganas de matar |
| Entry tags: | memes |
PREPARESE SEEEÑORA!
LA RESPUESTA DEFINITIVA
EL MEME DEFINITIVO
LA COSA MAS CANSINA
señores, señoras, nunca han querido saber cuántas pestañas tenía en el ojo derecho cuando tenía 13 años y 17 días a las cuatro de la tarde?
lean este meme! es apasionante!
(sí, se lo he cogido a sroja, maldita la hora)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (Franciiii) | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Los simpson o las noticias... para lo demás, Internet!) | ✓ I own lots of books. (Las únicas cosas de valor (no-electrónicas) que poseo) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Gafotas desde los 12, lentillas desde los catorce, vuelta a las gafas por alergia a las lentillas a los 17) | ✓ I love to play video games. (^^ friki) | × I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (Soy un tío, se espera de mí.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (no, pero soy la amiga borde de Coco :P novios de Coco, temedme) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Sin duda :) que aluego me vaya como el culo siendo sincero es otra cosa.) |
| × I curse sometimes. (Sometimes no, todo el rato :P) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Seguramente con lo relacionado con las relaciones a distancia y el trabajo en general) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (no, pero cuando vuelvo de salir por ahí llevo las llaves en la mano estilo puño americano... cagueta que es uno) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. (ni de nadie ni míos) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. (para nada! me encanta!) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Cuando vienen siendo las 5 de la mañana y estoy todavía pegao al ordenador, sí.) | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Soy calvo.) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (MUCHO. Quiero ir a Liverpool, alguien me ayuda??) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (mmm) | ✓ I talk really, really fast. (Cuando estoy en modo cuentacuentos en la tetería ^^) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. (me cago en tu puta madre.) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (dos, cada una más hermana que la otra.) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I luego me hice diseñador de memes de livejournal) | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (En general sí :)) | ✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (probablemente, no recuerdo así a grandes rasgos, pero si lo hago me da rabia) | × I am usually pessimistic. (Soy cínico, que no es lo mismo, pero en general no.) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Francesca, ven.) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Por supuesto, con seguridad social, impuestos, legislación...) | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Entiéndase roommate y slept con "coco se suele quedar a dormir en mi cama supletoria cuando salimos y no puede colver a su piso porque no hay tobuses") |
| × I have a hidden talent. (Para nada, mis talentos están a la vista y me empeño en enseñárselos a to quisqui en cuanto tengo oportunidad :D) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Menos cuando estoy durmiendo la siesta, o en el ordenador, o...) | × I have a lot of friends. (Los justicos y nesezarios) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (xD sí) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (No especialmente, salvo cuando hay ganas de oir la voz de la chica en cuestión) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (este último mes vivo en calzoncillos) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (nah, pero comentadme, hijosdeputa.) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (nah, seguramente haré alguna broma delante suya o algo y nos reiremos) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (al que odio porque se apaga solo) | ✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (laailaralaaai) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (continuamente, soy una maquina de rechazar, me quito los ligues con una pala pa que no se acerquen!) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (Solo 4 diítas pal vieerneeeees lalalaaa) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Hay unas lineas de dirección, pero estoy seguro que acabaré haciendo algo totalmente distinto :D) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (en un futuro lejano, en una galaxia...) |
| × I have changed a diaper before. (:S) | × I've called the cops on a friend before. (O_o ehm no.) | × I'm not allergic to anything. (Melocotón, nueces, polvo, saliva de perro.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (la vida es continuo aprendizaje!) | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (y con el mismo sexo también, si no conozco) | ✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (excepto si estoy enfadao, entonces apago) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (nah, mucho mejor el método de "ay perdona es que estaba haciendo croché toda la tarde, qué me habías dicho que te he cerrado la ventana?") | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (yep) | ✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (todos tenemos un pasado oscuro.) |
| ✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (TOYALLY PWN3D, m4n) | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (agh no recuerdo si ha sucedido o no) | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (tengo el disco de Steven Seagal.) |
| × I would die for my best friends. (tanto como die die... no sé yo :S mi vida es lo único así de valor que vengo teniendo...) | ✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Perfeccionista, sin duda.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Pffffff qué sexualidad???) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (ete por ahí cacho yanki) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. (nah, pero nunca digas de este agua no beberé...) | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (sí, sólo me quedan 3450 preguntas estúpidas que nadie leerá porque es un test demasiado CORTO) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. (tías. tías.) | × Democrat. (demasiado fachas, y además americanos) | × Republican. (demasiado fachas, y además americanos) |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. (soy de extremo centro) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (para nada, la edad para mí no es importante (si total, no ligo, pa qué vamos a engañarnos)) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (no contestaré a esta estúpida pregunta...) | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (mierda, algo en lo que no soy original :S) | ✓ I can work on a car. (he he he he he he he he) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (contar cuentos :)) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (:)) | ✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (sólo mi lengua, no orejas) |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (mmmm pies hobbit fresquitos...) | × I have jumped off a bridge. (está mal escrito, quería decir "raid a fridge", eso sí lo he hecho) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (ehm claro, y los ornitorrincos) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (belleza natural :)) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (repito lo del dinero, si alguien tiene así de eso que le viene sobrando, que no lo tire eh?) | ✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (flauta travesera, excepcionalmente malo :)) |
| × I hate office jobs. (ni idea, cuando tenga uno te diré) | ✓ I went to college out of state. (el año que viene, si mi señor Monstruo Volador de Espaghetti quiere.) | × I am adopted. (nah, no puedo ser emo por eso :() |
| ✓ I am a pyro. (muhahaha arde, arde, ARDE) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. (Au contraire, he llorado de potar demasiado) | × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (no creo que intentionally) |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. (solo me ha pasado en un par de veces, así que no lo haría una constante en mi vida :P) | ✓ I adore bright colours. (tienen algo que que que... *mira embobado*) | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (lo que tu digas mostro) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (sí ^^) | × I can't whistle. (*silba*) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (en dos ridículas, patéticas, tristes ocasiones) | ✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (sí, TODOS, todos los que he escrito. está en mi armario ahora mismo.) | ✓ I talk in my sleep. (hago ruiditos.) |
| ✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (sí, dónde está mi jetpack y mi coche volador, hijosdeputa?) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (todo lo contrario, hay tantas distracciones que me olvido de las cosas importantes :S) | × I wear a toe ring. (repito lo de antes, pies de hobbit. quién querría llamar la atencion hacia unos PIES DE HOBBIT?) |
| × I have a tattoo. (nah, duran demasiao) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (nah) | × I am a caffeine junkie. (nah, solo cuando estoy estudiando) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (las supersticiones para los supersticionos) | ✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (creo que sí, por algún buen motivo no creo que tuviera problemas en hacerlo) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (nah, mi etapa de Sindrome de Diógenes pasó) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (solo cuando estoy en newcastle con juan :)) | ✓ I'm an artist. (eso creo :)) | × I am ambidextrous. (solo para cosas estúpidas como los pulsos etc) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (no hago mi cama :)) | ✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (si, en verano fresquiiito) | × I have terrible teeth. (cuidao, que muerdo) |
| × I hate my toes. (pse, tan ahí, son útiles...) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (no quiero recoger el cuarto :S) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no creo) |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. (nop) | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (puedo tocar el suelo con las palmas de las manos, estando de pie) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (no no no no) |
| × I want to own my own business. (creo que no, viendo como les fue a mis padres :S) | × I smoke. (ugh) | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (eso creo que si ^^U) |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (creo que no :D) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (solo un par de ellas, pero no fallan las hijas de puta.) | ✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (por supuesto, todo útil de cocina, mueble, esquina del cuarto, se convierte en un ARMA DE MATAR cuando estoy cerca. Involuntariamente.) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (pss una camiseta tamién vale creo) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (sin duda.) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (justo mi padre acaba de recordarmelo... tenía que haber sacado la basura anoche >_<) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. (xD espero que algún día lo haga) | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (algo así) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (nah, me da miedo la oscuridad pero soy escéptico :)) |
| × I can't stand being alone. (no tengo demasiados problemas con eso) | ✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (franci ven ya.) | ✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (he he a veces :D) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (ahora no lo hago ^^U) | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (neh?) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (xD no, pero me llaman el pupitas) |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. (si, áfrica, europa, inglaterra :)) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (caalla calla :S) | ✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (soy cuentacuentos :S) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (eh? no creo) | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (Inglés, Francés, Español y un poco de alemán, italiano, japonés) | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (me cuesta mucho dormir normalmente) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (100% all the way baby) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (para nada, escapismo al poder :)) | × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (nah) |
| × I have no piercings. (lengua) | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (sí! :D en el aeropuerto de Milán, con Franci) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (nyet) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (nyet) | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (nyet) | ✓ I like most animals better than most people. (perritos, no conocen la maldad) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (nah) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (me encanta patinar) | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (xDDD algún día, algún día...) |
| ✓ I am compulsively honest. (me sale solo :S) | ✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (nací asín.) | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (... no contestaré a esa pregunta) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (...qué? una vez me golpeé con un radiador en el dedo del pie mientras hacía el pino porque mi saco de boxeo me dió en el culo haciéndome caer para atrás, eso te vale? :S) |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (soy lesbiano, siempre lo he dicho) | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (HEREJIAS!) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (me pone nervioso dormir con música) | × I dislike milk. (HEREJÍAS!) | × I obsessively wash my hands. (me da asco cuando están churretosas) |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (sí, eso sí, suelen ser tonterías) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (O_o en serio, quién ha escrito esto?) | × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (...porque seguro que me van a vender algún cursillo de autoayuda o algo al final. si me piden el email apago el ordenador y salgo del cuarto corriendo.) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (supongo) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (si, en el colegio/instituto) | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (laa la laaa me aburrooo que me pregunten algo MAS raro por favor) |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (todo me suele hacer gracia) | × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (es un trabajo.) | × I don't like to chew gum. (HEREJÍAS!) |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (O_o en serio, señor creador de memes, estas MAL.) | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (hehe :D se toma la pastillica, le da por una pregunta completamente absurda y de repente vuelve con una cosa totalmente cotidiana... quiero un estudio psicológico de este hombre, por dios :D) | ✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (nah, cuestión de unos mesecillos cuando corté con Lui) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (sin duda :)) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (nah) | ✓ I love to sing. (en la ducha y cuando estoy solo) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (nah) | × I have a custom-built computer. (nah) | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (esta pregunta la he contestado antes?) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (no, pero me gustaría tener mascotas de raza humana) | × I've gone skinny-dipping. (conscientemente, no, pero se me ha roto el bañador en diversas ocasiones) | × I've performed in three plays. (no, pero durante 3 años he echo un espectáculo semanal de cuentos, eso vale no?) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmmm :)) | × I'm Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. (sí, cuando salgo a patinar a las 12 de la mañana se me pone roja roja roja la cabeza.) |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | ✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (la única manera de aprender de nuestros errores es cometerlos.) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (normalmente no) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. (necesito que el día tenga 30 horas minimo) | × I wish I was more open-minded. (lo soy) | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (lo esperaba, antes de empezar a quedarme calvo) |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (AJA aquí venía lo de la autoayuda... si es que lo sabía yo...) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (todavía no he llegado hasta ahí :D) | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. (YEEEHA YEEEEHA YEEEEEHA GAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (pedazo de friki de de de de mierda! que no lo he leído aún!) | ✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (la vez que he jugado) | ✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (pue se) |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | ✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (patinar.) | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (extremadamente) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (no) | × I can only hate someone that I love. (no) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (no) |
qué? cómo se les ha quedao el ojete?
yo después de estar una puta hora acabando esta... esta... cosa, voy a tirarme por la ventana o a suicidarme a pellizcos.
